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Mission: Nå San Diego flyet med afgang 13:05
1. Kom ud af flyet
2. Igennem immigrations/border police
3. Vente på bagage
4. Igennem customs
5. Aflevere bagage i transfer afdeling
6. Igennem security igen
7. Finde gate c84

12:15 Lander i Newark, NJ (20 minutter for sent)
12:28 Forlader flyet
12:42 Kommer igennem immigrations
12:44 venter på bagage
12:46 venter på bagage, stressfaktor 2
12:48 venter på bagage, stressfaktor 3
12:50 venter på bagage, stressfaktor 4
12:52 venter på bagage, stressfaktor 5
12:54 griber bagage, stormer mod customs afdelingen
12:55 Customs! Ingen kø, wee!
12:57 Bag re-check.
12:57 Airport official: “I’m sorry sir, you’re not going to make that flight.” (stressfaktor 6, red.)
12:57 Michael Dyrmose: “- but I’m a super fast runner!”
12:57 Airport official: “Really…? You’d better be…”
12:57 Airport official: “Hey Carl, can this bag make the 1:05 to SD?”
12:57 Carl ser noget tvivlende ud, men tager imod tasken.
12:57 Michael Dyrmose forlader straks området i høj hast.
12:59 1000m på 3 minutter med taske på ryggen, ok tid.
12:59 Finder det rigtige security checkpoint.
13:02 Bliver overhalet i security køen af en pige der skal nå et fly om 5 minutter – samme fly naturligvis.
13:04 Ankommer som absolut sidste passager til gate c84 i fin tid.
13:04 Døren smækker i og jeg overvejer om min taske også er en super fast runner…?

Scenariet havde jo egentlig udspillet sig i hovedet på mig, så det kom vel ikke som nogen overraskelse…
Gæt engang hvem der stod tilbage i lufthavnen i San Diego og gloede på et tomt bagagebånd efter alle tasker var taget? Undertegnede og pigen fra køen… Min taske var tilsyneladende ikke nær så hurtig som mig og havde derfor ikke nået flyet i Newark. Ak, ak, ak…

8 Responses to “– but I’m a super fast runner!”

  1. Godt at høre du er sikkert fremme, og mon ikke tasken bliver ekskorteret til dit fine hotel i morgen.
    Men måske det ikke alligevel ikke havde været så dumt at tage soveposen i håndbagegen, nu det er ret modsat det fine hotel du skal sove første nat…


  2. Måske du skal til at løbe 1000m i stedet for halvmarathon 😉


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